Avolution, Bar.Soap. - What.The.Soap.


  • $7.00

Though it took roughly 15 billion years to make it, we can’t say that this soap is the pinnacle of big sudsy cleansers. What we can say is that this soap dominates its niche. Made from star stuff, this chain of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and sodium atoms is fragranced with the transformative smell of green citrus, lemongrass, mint and light musk. A big lathering, clean washing, nicely moisturizing and great smelling bar, it will give you a selective advantage on the day...and may even increase your fecundity.

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