Sea Shell Soap Shelf

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  • $13.00
  • Regular price $15.00

Sally’s sales of seashells was slow, so Sally slipped on a skimpy swimsuit and seductively sauntered the seashore. Sales of Sally’s salaciously solicited shells skyrocketed. 

“Sally!!”, snapped Sally’s shocked sister Samantha. “Settle...” Sally sedately said, “ sells seashells. Still single, sis?”

The story’s significance: Should Sea Shell Soap Shelf sales slip, sever speculation, shield your spectacles. Swell stark-naked soap sellers shall be storming your seashores.