Bar Soap

From Activated to Zest-Tea, we have a bar soap to wash everyone, everywhere they need it. Our soaps cross all borders - many that shouldn't have been crossed. Whether you're in the mood for fun and fruity or require something unscented and serious, What.The.Soap. will never disappoint.

All purpose soap to wash wherever needs it.

Made from scratch, small-batch, the ol' fashioned way. Cruelty-free. Tested on our friends and family. Unless otherwise noted, we are vegan-friendly - but we don't take sh*t from anyone.

Stink less.

100% Pure Olive Oil Castile Soap - What.The.Soap.
100% Pure Olive Oil Castile
$7
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Activated Charcoal - What.The.Soap.
Activated Charcoal
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Almond Honey Hop - What.The.Soap.
Almond Honey Hop
$7
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Almond Jubilation - What.The.Soap.
Almond Jubilation
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Aurora Berryalis
Aurora Berryalis
$7
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Be Delicious
Be Delicious
$7
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Blueberry Mountain (Scrubby) - What.The.Soap.
Blueberry Mountain (Scrubby)
$7
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Bourbon Vanilla (w/ loofah) - What.The.Soap.
Bourbon Vanilla (w/ loofah)
$7
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Calming Castile - What.The.Soap.
Calming Castile
$7.50
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Citronella - What.The.Soap.
Citronella
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Clove Orange
Clove Orange
$7
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Constant Avocado - What.The.Soap.
Constant Avocado
$7
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Den of the Beatnik (Vanilla Patchouli) - What.The.Soap.
Den of the Beatnik (Vanilla Patchouli)
$7
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Dirty Hippie - What.The.Soap.
Dirty Hippie
$7
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Galaxy - What.The.Soap.
Galaxy
$7
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Ginger Lime Squeeze
Ginger Lime Squeeze
$7
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Good Moringa, Lemongrass - What.The.Soap.
Good Moringa, Lemongrass
$7
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Gotta Seacret - What.The.Soap.
Gotta Seacret
$7
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Harvest Apple - What.The.Soap.
Harvest Apple
$7
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Highest Priest - What.The.Soap.
Highest Priest
$7
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