Bar Soap

From Activated to Zest-Tea, we have a bar soap to wash everyone, everywhere they need it. Our soaps cross all borders - many that shouldn't have been crossed. Whether you're in the mood for fun and fruity or require something unscented and serious, What.The.Soap. will never disappoint.

All purpose soap to wash wherever needs it.

Made from scratch, small-batch, the ol' fashioned way. Cruelty-free. Tested on our friends and family. Unless otherwise noted, we are vegan-friendly - but we don't take sh*t from anyone.

Stink less.

Slivers - Assorted Soap End Pieces - What.The.Soap.
Slivers - Assorted Soap End Pieces
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Moon Milk - What.The.Soap.
Moon Milk
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Calming Castile - What.The.Soap.
Calming Castile
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Lavender Chamomile
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Impulsive Pomegranate
Impulsive Pomegranate
$7
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The Woodshed
The Woodshed
$7
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Promontory Rider
Promontory Rider
$7
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River's Edge
River's Edge
$7
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Orange Creamsicle
Orange Creamsicle
$7
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The Well-Groomed Gunslinger
The Well-Groomed Gunslinger
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The Herbivore's Sudsational Journey: Rosemary & Lemongrass w/ Goat's Milk
The Herbivore's Sudsational Journey: Rosemary & Lemongrass w/ Goat's Milk
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Mandarin Plum
Mandarin Plum
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Rosemary Lemongrass Goat Milk
Rosemary Lemongrass Goat Milk
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The Bootlegger
The Bootlegger
$7
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Lavender Grove
Lavender Grove
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Pumice Me, Daddy (Foot Scrub)
Pumice Me, Daddy (Foot Scrub)
$7
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Basically Fall (Pumpkin Spice)
$7
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Eucalyptus & Spearmint Goat's Milk
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Old Man of the North
Old Man of the North
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Rawhide
Rawhide
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